Brent Walker: Photos

Sophie New and Improved

Hello world! Get a good look at this tube for the last time - it's about to be history!
Yes! It's gone!!
And this is what I look like without all that stuff. Aren't I the prettiest thing you ever saw?
The shirt pretty much sums it up, folks...
Hand in hand.
Finally, I get to eat! But it's such a ridiculously small amount - what a tease! I want more more! I need more!! Please, someone stop the madness!!!!
So my new roommate is a loud one. She never stops crying. I try to cover my ears, but that still doesn't work. I can't get any sleep, and they only feed me about ten drops. I can't wait to get home!
Well, Dad, I guess this is all I'll ever get from you...
Someday I'll be able to do this myself.
Don't worry, they keep pumping me with lipids (a fancy doctor word for fat, lard, bacon grease...). Someday my behind will fill out this outfit.
My Pre-Easter outfit. Tomorrow I'll go on an egg hunt around my crib. Note to egg-hiders: if it's not to the immediate right or left of my face, don't bother - I'll never find it.
Nope, it's all a big tease. I'm on a hunger strike until they promise to give me more than a few drops.
Okay, nevermind. Strike's over.